True Story Tuesday

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"Do You Smell That?"

This past weekend, I was able to get away and do a little shopping at a Wally World that I usually don't get to go to that is like the MEGA Wally World in our area. I was so rockin' the place. Looking at this. Looking at that. You know, just cruisin' the aisles.

Then I smelled it.

It smelled like someone had peed on the floor, or was in desperate need of a bath, or a change or clothes, or like a cat just sprayed somewhere. Just TERRIBLE.

Then it disappeared. Maybe it was all in my mind nose.

Nope. Smelled it again. Only this time MUCH MUCH stronger.

I am thinking, "Some poor person has had an accident," or something at this point. (And "I am gonna puke cause I need fresh air" cause it was REALLY strong.

Then, I realize what department I am next to in the store, so my brain started churning and my curiosity got the best of me. (Yeah, I am smart like that.) Sure enough, about 3 aisles down, I see them.

About 8 hunters running in for some last minute (or rather mid-hunting) items in the sports/hunting/whatever it is called area.

All huddled around some prized possession, oohing and awwing over it like girls over a baby.. They are SO excited that whoever has found this whatchamajig and that this will surely do the trick, blah blah blah.

The smell? Why, none other than deer pee to lure the male out of the woods, of course. I mean, they probably had deer running into Wally World after them due to the fact that the smell horrendous odor was so strong. That is all well and good for THE WOODS, but just because Wally World carries EVERYTHING and is open 24/7, that doesn't mean you should come in at any ole time you please. Like when you are covered in animal pee, for example. Time and place for ALL things, fellas.

And I couldn't help but think of Mr. Daddy and just laughed plain out loud because I could SO see him doing exactly the same thing. Of course he would be the ring leader and proud new owner of the whatchamajig. Of course in Mossy Oak design. I hear they even make jock straps. (tee hee, couldn't resist. Thank you SO much He & Me + 3 for mentioning that in the comments in Rachel's Letter of Intent on Friday..)


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Happy Tuesday!