Not Me Monday!

Welcome to Not Me Monday! A chance to not tell the whole world what didn't happen lately. Join MckMama for some confessing of the things you most certainly did not do.

First off, it is not me who is BACK in bloggy world, hopefully full force! We shall see!

It was not Grammy & Momma Amy who thought they were just going to do a "quick change" in the parking lot of Golden Corral only to find out that Dylan had a mini-explosion in his pull up causing them to strip him nekkid and scrub him down while standing on a blanket in said parking lot. Nope, not Grammy & Momma Amy.

It is not me who STILL hasn't fixed the birthday slide show of Dylan's bday party, nearly ONE ENTIRE MONTH after the party. I am SOOOO on top of such things.

It was not me who got carried away with the Hatfield/McCoy UK vs WVU Feud this past Saturday only to have to eat crow at our church's dinner they had instead of the wonderful spread of food laid out before us. UK did not play like a bunch of pre-schoolers and let WVU stomp all over them. And (Sorry SRC) it is not me who thinks that perhaps some tampering was done because UK really should have won if they had played like they could and should have. I mean, Cousins on the bench for what seemed like most of the game with ONLY 3 fouls? What the heck, coach? I admit UK played poorly, and WVU was popping out 3 pointers like blowing bubble gum, don't get me wrong SRC, but we so should have won but hey, it only took you guys 51 years to not get to that point, right? LOL Okay, sorry, I am not done ranting / whining / complaining about that. Go WVU.. cough cough.

It was not my fellow blogger (and long time family friend) SRC who got so excited she posted like 50 facebook posts about the gleefulness of the outcome of the game. It did not SOOOO crack me up. I would have done the same thing, S. And then she did not even wait one stinking day to apologize for being one of "those" fans. I would have at least waited til Monday, S! LOL Cause being one of "those" fans can be fun sometimes!

It was not me who proudly took my Chester's little UK Wildcat figurine to church on Sunday to show I was still a proud UK-ian, lol, only to be greeted by my friend Marsha with "I figured you would need a hug after last night!" LOL We did not have so much fun with it.

It was not Dylan who, during church, discovered Lillian Kay up front when she went and sat somewhere else after sitting with him for quite a while, to announce "AH HA!" like he had pulled a rabbit out of a hat, at the top of his lungs of course, causing the row of teenagers behind us to burst into giggles.

Dylan does not have to go for a 2 day over night tomorrow. I am thrilled beyond measure. GAG.

I also do not see my new therapist Toddddd again tomorrow (and no he does not spell it that way, that is the emphasis I put on it because I am still a little un-thrilled about having a new counselor) and have to read a chapter in a book he gave me before I forget. Yippee. Can't wait. LOL I also wasn't a little behind at our last meeting. (Behind as in butt, not as in needs to be caught up.) Sorry Toddddd. Working on that. (For real! lol)

And I guess that wraps up my NMM for today! Hope everyone has a great week and I will post some pics of Baby Cakes when I get them uploaded!