Dear Mr. *Rockin' Hottie Magnum Daddy, *forgot that the first go round!
You seem like a real reasonable guy. You've got a great wife. A great little kiddo. But there is something I would like to address you about.
YOU ARE NOT TOO OLD TO HAVE ANOTHER CHILD!
I mean, seriously, just bite the bullet and be Rachel's baby daddy ONE MORE TIME! Didn't all of the compliments you received lately give you some added boost of confidence? So what if you are a little older than Rachel. If you croak early, she will be able to find someone to financially support your little Baby Magnums. Just saying.
And, just so you know, Rachel has NO IDEA that I am writing this lovely Letter of Intent to you, and I am risking our WONDERFUL friendship by going ahead and doing this without permission, but that is a risk I am willing to take if it helps in ANY WAY convince you, Dear Mr. Daddy, that you are not, in fact, too old to become Mr. Daddy once again. I normally do not intrude in peoples lives as such as this, but just at least come up with a better excuse than you are too old. Please.
Sincerely,
Girl who thought you looked barely of age and called you a HOTTIE.
P.S. Rachel, please forgive me!
P.S.S. Can I get an AMEN here, ladies?
13 comments:
Oh my gosh girl, you are stirring up major bloggy drama again! So glad you are doing it on my blog too! Love it!
Thanks for linking up, you're awesome!
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How to answer this...
First off I guess I should thank you for the compliments... (Thank You)
And I have always thought of myself as reasonable...(at least until Don came along) ROFL
And yes I have a GREAT wife, and actually 3 great kiddo's one beautiful daughter in law and two of the cutest grand kids on this earth.
As for NOT being too old, first I must direct you to Pam D's blog site, where you will find more than enough proof of my being to old and decrepit...*snicker*
As for the boost of confidence, I think that you have just shattered that by suggesting that she only wanted me for my Daddying ability... "O" my what ever am I to do???
Don't count on my croaking early either girl, I intend to be around to give you bloggy gals lots more grief....ROFL
"O" Mr. Daddy. I in no way meant to imply Sweet Rachel wanted you only for your daddy-ing capabilities, but nice way to change the subject! And I know you don't plan on croaking, men live forever, it seems! Just trying to ease your mind was all...
I was aware you had more children and grandchildren, and that is what *ahem* I thought perhaps made you feel old. Age is just a number. You know.
Wether or not you chose to reproduce again is TOTALLY none of my business, just sticking up for my gal pal Rachel. That's all I am saying. :)
Totally stinkin' hilarious!
I love great surprises like this! I keep telling Mr. Daddy that Itty Bit needs a little sibling and he always pulls out that "I'm too old" line. Then goes off tearing up the countryside with his hunting buddies. Old? I think not!
Thank you for the awesome letter! Mr. Daddy was actually shocked speechless at first (hard to do) and I read it while chuckling and guffawing (not very prim or proper, eh?)
You're the best! And you'll be the first to know if your arguments have swayed Mr. Rockin Hottie Magnum Daddy!
Ok I agree with my wonderful sister, Mr. Hottie is a hottie and not too old to produce more off-spring. Great job Neenee, hope it helps Rachel out!!! Momma Amy
Don't Mr Daddy realize that simply by virtue of being such a hottie, it's his obligation to produce more hotties for future generations?? I thought that was just a given!! Oh me!
Alva Mae
LOL!! I loved coming here to read this. Still laughing out loud.
Loved it so much I had to reply in a rather public fashion. (Hint: check out our blog, hee hee ;)
Love ya. And sure hope this works!!!
And your family is cracking me up!
Hey NeeNee, just wanted to add my Amen to the Mr. Rockin Hottie Daddy situation, and to let you all know (those of you who don't and thats most of you), that my own dear Daddy was almost 49 years young when I made my entrance into this old world. Also he was blessed to see his 90th B-day. I was blessed with my mom and dad both until I was in my early 40s. Thats a lot to be thankful for. So see Mr. Daddy, who is to say how much time you have left? Now, of course what you do about this baby situation, that is none of my beeswax what-so-ever! Just had to put in my two cents worth! Afer all Lisa takes her personality after someone. Hope I was helpful! Love to all, Grammy
Grammy - that is too cool for words.
I ask Mr. Daddy, "wouldn't you rather have great parents for 40 years, or stinky ones for 70?"
And definitely, I don't want Itty Bit to be alone. So I think the age thing should be thrown out :)
And I'm glad Lisa takes after you that way - she's a good friend.
This is hilarious! You sure Rachel didn't put you up to it?? ;o)
Bwahahahaha....too funny. Now if I could just give you my husbands email address..............LOL
Cheers
Jewelz
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