Thank You Very Much

It's Thursday, and that means it's time for Thank You Very Much. Brought to us by none other than Kmama. Join along in the free therapy.

For all the folks who chimed in with the "Duh" response to my computer issues with "Go to Best Buy," Thank You Very Much (for real.) They were actually SMART there and had me all hooked up in like 10 minutes. Now that's what I call service.

To little redneck me who TOTALLY messed up her IP address on her laptop while trying to hook her DSi up to wireless Internet, Thank You Very Much. WHY OH WHY did it have to be me?????????????? I had about 20 minutes of pure, lovely Wi Fi until I royally messed it up somehow because the Nintendo idiots put "YES" where "NO" should have went and I clicked "YES" to change my IP address on my laptop before I knew what had happened. Now I have to go to the "Fix the stupid people's mistakes store" tomorrow. GRRRR.

To my nephew who tried his best three times to kiss me 'Night Night' but was interrupted by his bad little cough, Thank You Very Much. Nee Nee appreciated the effort for you to give me some Dylan love, even if all you gave me was some germs. I can handle Dylan germs. (Yes, I name all types of germs: outside germs, inside germs, pillow germs, air germs, couch germs, bed germs, sick germs, shoe germs, etc.)

To Baby Cakes "other" side of the family, THANK YOU VERY MUCH for not running the air purifier (like you did for your OTHER GRAND KIDS ALL THE TIME) while he was there so of course he has yellow snot now. It WAS medically recorded AGAIN, Thank You Very Much.

To "MS" Don't mess with me. Or us. Or Dylan. Period. I will send you flying to next Friday. Redneck style. Seriously. (This concerns Baby Cakes, so don't even get me started. How hard is it NOT to smoke around your supposed LOVED ONE? HUH? That's what I thought, Thank You Very Much.)

To Alvin, and not the chipmunk ;), Thank You Very Much for agreeing to take our "case."

To the lady who reached me the pair of socks I was too short to reach today at the Dollar Discount, Thank You Very Much. It's nice to know everyone isn't mean and stuff.

To a certain relative on my father's side, ( to be as vague as can be ) Thank You Very Much for putting my dad through you-know-what these last few years. Your Mother would be SOOOO proud. NOT. Can you really imagine what she would feel if she saw her home and holler now? She would cry like a baby. Grow up and do the right thing, because it's gonna fall apart like Babylon, baby. All her Christian work WILL NOT be in vain. (No my dad has no idea I am writing this, would tell me to mind my own business, but my Daddy IS my business, so... there.)

To Kmama for giving us this lovely chance to take out some stress (and seriously thank people, which I usually end up doing even though I think that isn't the point LOL), THANK YOU VERY MUCH!