Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by "A crazy lady I no longer wish to be associated with but hate to delete these posts because they tell stuff I did."

This Monday, I have several non-confessions. First I will start with this weekend, then I shall back track a little.

It was not me who took my laptop with my on my travels this weekend, then proceeded to FORGET to do my Letter of Intent AND the Saturday Scavenger Hunt thingy. I NEVER forget to do bloggy things. *ahem*

It was not me who watched Titanic with Sonya and James (& Lillian for about 5 minutes) for the 1,495 time and STILL cried at certain parts of the movie. (I am over the "Rose and Jack" stuff, but some of those scenes are just too sad, ya know?)

It is not me who has some "Police Magnum" pepper spray thanks to James. I'm telling ya, Mr. Daddy is EVERYWHERE.

This was not my room in the lovely cabin in Tennessee when I went with Sonya & her family.

This was not the cabin, nor the hot tub, nor the front & back porches.

This was not the Magi Quest, where Sonya, Lillian & I did not play glow in the dark Pirate Golf (with our new boyfriends), do a laser game (think robbing a bank without touching the alarms. Yeah, I failed big time.) and sing and dance our way through the mirror maze.

I did not sneak and take a picture of this guy simply because I know a guy named Doug who would LOVE for this to be his professional job, if only he got the same pay he does as a radiologist.

I do not even know where to begin on the Wonderworks thing, it was just so awesome.

This is not the ceiling.

I did not take this picture of complete strangers in the hurricane thingy cause I wanted a full body shot from the outside of the thing.

Lillian in the Hurricane thingy with us.

Lillian was not a little afraid of the Bed of Nails.

But she did not rock at the bubble making station.

I did not nearly have a panic attack in the little space thingy like the one the first dude in space went up in (or whatever it was called!) and come flying out of there like I just landed on Mars.

Sonya and Lillian did not rock climb the wall. I did.

It was not cold.

This is not beautiful snow covered mountains in Virginia somewhere.

I DID NOT (for real) get one, single shot of the lovely smokies this trip. It was not too rainy/misty/snowy to get a good horizon picture.

This is not us all (except Lillian, who was taking the pictures) when we got home. Don't we look lovely? And Cruz didn't even go! (James was beside me, but he is a little camera shy. I am not totally cruel and take and post pictures of people who don't want me too. Only sometimes.)

And to finish off the weekend and my post, I did not help Cruz get a little up close and personal with a bottle of Aquafina on Monday at Otis Lynn's studio (where we were all hanging out) and nearly scare him to death. I did not sneak up behind him while he was playing some instrument and singing and was lost in his own little world and "insert" said bottle in a totally private, never do that to a man from behind place and actually feel sorry for him at the total look of fear and surprise on his face. He did not scream like a 3 year old girl and say, "I thought I'd been had!" LOLOL We did not all nearly collapse laughing at the situation. I (probably) will never do that again. ;)

Happy Monday!