Letters of Intent

Welcome to Letters of Intent, brought to us by none other than dear Julie. Write letters you wish you could really send (or really send them) and wait for the magic to happen. If nothing else, you feel better for venting your frustrations, bragging on whoever, or whatever you write about. Let me begin. Warning. It ain't purdy.

Dear Dr. S.,

YOU SUCK!!!!

Why did you over radiate my dear, sweet Cuzzin Robyn (pictured below with her hubby James at their church's Valentines Dinner where they won couple #1) to where she may possibly shine like a glow worm?

Hmmm? What do you have to say for yourself? I wanna know. Real bad.

For weeks, Cuzzin Robyn walked by this lovely quilt to a room for you to give her radiation.....


....at this new machine which YOU DID NOT KNOW HOW TO FREAKIN' OPERATE PROPERLY so you calibrated it wrong causing you to over radiate her by a "fraction" (whatever a "fraction" means in over-radiation terms. Can we have some numbers and percentages here, please?)

Well, thank goodness she had this comfy bean bag thing to lay on while you were roasting her organs and breast tissue and nerves. (*snort*)


Dr. S. had three physicists look at it and another radiologist and they "think" she'll be just fine.

How "thoughtful" of them.

Not only did he miscaliber the machine, he also he got very close to the nerves that control her left hand and as of now there is no way to tell about permanent damage yet because of tingling still from chemo in her hands and feet. Not only that, like that isn't enough, this over radiation has caused her skin to be where she {warning men, sensitive words} cannot have her nipples reattached. I guess us "lowly" women shouldn't worry about things as unnecessary as nipples and just be thankful for all they can do, but lets remove a man's package with promises to fix it all back just so, then tell him, "Ooops, you don't get a couple things back cause I miscalibrated a machine! Sorry!" and she how THEY would react. Yeah.

Cuzzin Robyn sees 3 other doctors in H-town, Dr. M, Dr. C & Dr. F on Monday for a more detailed report. Dr. F said Robyn has second degree burns due to the over-radiation. Dr. M, the doctor who preformed the surgery, should have her records from Dr. S by then because she sent for them when she found out. This is basically "just a double check up" to make sure that Dr. S knows what he is talking about when he says everything should be okay. We want more than that, thank you. (Well, more that is earthly possible.)

Dr S., you took an oath. Just because you confessed (which I am sure you had to in attempt to cover your tail since you did this to FOUR other people also) doesn't mean you didn't mess up or shouldn't be reprimanded because you made a huge error.

This is Christopher, Robyn's son. (Ain't he a doll?) See all these lovely ladies he is with? Yeah, there not gonna be happy when they find out what you did to his Momma, Dr. S.


See, this was one reaction caught on camera.



So Dr. S, Chris, me, all us crazy White's, and all these lovely ladies just might have to hunt you down and go bananas on you. Not a threat, just saying what might or might not happen.

(Put me and Cuzzin Linda together, and NO PROMISES as to what may or may not happen. Just sayin.)

Not only is Chris and his ladies upset, but look at what Daisy has to say:


Yeah, I would feel about "this big" after a balling out like that too.

But Dr. S., Robyn has a GREATER PHYSICIAN. I have the faith to believe that her Great Physician was watching over her and that he has caused you no extra harm, Sweet Cuzzin Robyn, and whatever Dr. S. did God can bring for your goodness and His glory, but Dr. S. is STILL responsible. We trust and know whatever happened, God had his hands on it, no matter what the doctor did.


Look at that face. Would YOU wanna be responsible for making it frown? Me neither.

Hope you sleep like you are on a bed of rocks,
Cuzzin Lisa