Not Me! Monday

Welcome to Not Me Monday! Brought to us by "A crazy lady I no longer wish to be associated with but hate to delete these posts because they tell stuff I did."

Dylan is not so loved he is not still receiving birthday presents nearly a month after his first birthday. Nope, not our sweet little Dylan!

Dylan did not play with the paper for ever before we got him to open the actual present.

After we finally got Dylan to open the present, he was not thrilled with the quilt inside and then proceed to roll around in it for ever. He does not love blankets and quilts and such oh so much.

Dylan is not oh so cute! I am not prejudiced either.
I, Nee Nee, have not tried 3 times unsuccessfully at potty attempts since the first very successful attempt. Dylan has not discovered the purple pot comes out, you know, the part that catches the pee, and is not much more interested in removing said pee-catcher from the potty chair than putting pee in said pee-catcher. Oh well, it is still early and we have plenty of time to potty train successfully.

Poppy did not come in with his hand all wrapped up in some kind of cloth and BLUE PAINTERS TAPE just a couple hours ago. He has not moved up from black electrical tape to painters tape over the years, either. I guess he is saving duct tape as his last resort. He most certainly did not shoot a NAIL through his hand with an air gun while holding some pieces of wood together and nailing it. Poppy is most careful and we do not have a LONG TIME running family joke about 2 or more Salmons family members getting together being a very dangerous situation while constructing anything. Just last week, Poppy didn't fall of a scaffolding (SP?) while building something for our neighbors. He was not warned by the wife that it didn't look safe, either. Poppy also didn't DRILL A HOLE through his brother's hand with an electric drill several years ago, either. I would not be here all day if I tried to think of all the mishaps Poppy has had. He also didn't almost chop another brother in half with a piece of roof tin. He also didn't nearly rip his own ear off years ago on a nail by simply standing up on a ladder. He also didn't almost knock his long time friend and cousin-in-law (I guess that is a title) off a roof, but he was thankfully tied down. Do you think Poppy's reputation has gotten around? When the people working with you TIE THEMSELVES to the roof while working with you? LOL Like I said, I would not be here all day. And don't get me started on all the auto accidents and mishaps.

Now do you see why I was so concerned during all this?

I am not also pushing my luck by posting 2 posts about Poppy without his knowledge or consent! LOL Hey, in my own defense, all of above mentioned information is public knowledge. Ahem.

Poppy is not coming in now, so I do not have to hurry and finish the post before he sees me editing it.

I also did not try to get a picture of his hand all taped up through the garage window, without him knowing I was taking it, so I could put it in this post. I seriously did not succeed. Oh, well.